Obviously it runs in the family.
Like making deals with demons.
And alcoholism.
And dying
Keep trying, Adam.
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hfml:
THIS IS ALMOST TOO PAINFULLY REAL TO REBLOG.
c o s p l a y
My life.
Chronicles of a Functioning Procrastinator: Graph Edition
every school project i have ever done
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So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.
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australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
REINDEERS
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
pasta
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
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I can’t decide which fandom appeared most abruptly: the Hannibal fandom or the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom
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i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
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…We’re fucked.
I don’t know… I mean, this is the villain:
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this time I really am sorry because i dont even fuckin know what I’m doing anymore
IT’S BEEN THREE WEEKS.
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this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
IT’S BACK. IT’S FINALLY BACK.
(Source: fucking--classy, via super-potter-who-lock-in)
GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS
i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround
When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv
THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????
u know she dead
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most-things-except-meat-in-a-can:
25/∞ Perfect People - Aidan Turner
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Matt Smith for Audi magazine, Summer 2013
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Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the “kicker”:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.AND……………….:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS
mind fuck
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the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective
hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA
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